Things to Do in D.C. When You're Out of a Job
Lessee here...
Write a book about me?
....Nah. Tried that already. Easier to just wait for someone ELSE to do it, and then sue their ass off.
Get my hair done?
....Please. Do I look like some kinda media whore to you?
Hey, I know...
Sit on some old guy's porch all day screeching like a stoned magpie, just in case somebody with a camera happens to walk by?
BINGO.
Write a book about me?
....Nah. Tried that already. Easier to just wait for someone ELSE to do it, and then sue their ass off.
Get my hair done?
....Please. Do I look like some kinda media whore to you?
Hey, I know...
Sit on some old guy's porch all day screeching like a stoned magpie, just in case somebody with a camera happens to walk by?
BINGO.
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