Things to Do in D.C. When You're Out of a Job
Write a book about me?
....Nah. Tried that already. Easier to just wait for someone ELSE to do it, and then sue their ass off.
Get my hair done?
....Please. Do I look like some kinda media whore to you?
Hey, I know...
Sit on some old guy's porch all day screeching like a stoned magpie, just in case somebody with a camera happens to walk by?