News Flash: Dave Barry Is Not Cruel
He just knows grand-bull-moose column material when he sees it.
His READERS, however.....yikes. I'd hate to have THEM as hecklers.
I apologize in advance.
P.S. Anyone else notice that this lady's front lawn seems to be more richly appointed that a lot of other people's houses? Talk about sacrificing for your cause.
I say we check back with her around......oh, February or so. (Sorry...just couldn't stop myself.)