News Flash: Dave Barry Is Not Cruel

Come on now, folks....really. He's not.

He just knows grand-bull-moose column material when he sees it.

His READERS, however.....yikes. I'd hate to have THEM as hecklers.

I apologize in advance.

P.S. Anyone else notice that this lady's front lawn seems to be more richly appointed that a lot of other people's houses? Talk about sacrificing for your cause.

I say we check back with her around......oh, February or so. (Sorry...just couldn't stop myself.)