Alfonzo Rachel for President (UPDATED)

I can hear the cries of the incredulous even now, all the way up on top of this big ol' rock:

"ALFONZO WHO?"

The man's name is Alfonzo Rachel.

Do NOT get on his shit list.



He only just started up his own blog "The ZoNation" back in August or so.

But if what I've seen from him so far is any indication, the Democratic party may soon find themselves suddenly presented with seven different kinds of smoke that they did NOT see coming.

Want some more? (Come on. Admit it. You know you do.)

Besides the blog link noted above, you can currently find his other clips on YouTube here.

He is also on MySpace under the name "Twenty Pound Sledge", a music project which he runs through his "Macho Sauce Productions" company.

Yeah, I know...he ain't runnin' for President.

But I'd vote for him.

BIG tip o' the rock to JammieWearingFool for the initial clue-X-4.

Maggie's Notebook has noticed as well. Nice to meetcha, Maggie.

UPDATE: Bob Parks, a black conservative behemoth all by himself, has made Alfonzo a permanent partner at his own corner of the 'sphere, "Black And Right". Go say howdy.